Look at the muscularity. The dexterity. The inner calm manifesting on the outside. THE NIPPLES. Here’s some hot Scottish dudes with muscles doing yoga in the woods in kilts. Trust me when I type that I never figured on writing that sentence ever in my […]
Tag: Scotland
Klondike: AKA My New Sex Fantasy Starring Richard Madden As My Secret Yukon Lover
Uncharted territory, swarthy characters, flannel, manly men swinging giant tools and rolling around in the mud. No, I’m not talking about Manhunt‘s tent at Phoenix Pride. I’m talking about a little piece of America’s history known as the Gold Rush. Klondike, The Discovery Channel‘s mini-series […]
“Thank God I’m Full of Holes”
Scott Hutchison, the lead singer of Scottish band Frightened Rabbit, bears a slight resemblance to Jake Johnson of New Girl fame mashed together with Zach Galifianakis. He’s got a great beard, and I’ve thought about what he might look like naked quite often. To hear […]
Quickie: Jordan Steele
God, turn the fucking lights on! Jordan Steele needs a spotlight in these dark, dark pics! But just because he looks like he’s posing for the opening titles of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo doesn’t mean he’s not hot as fuck. Steele is a […]
CHVRCHES Bust Out The Big Guns On “Gun”
It’s no secret that I’ve got a huge music boner for CHVRCHES. From “Recover” to “Now Is Not The Time“, they’ve consistently hit my ears’ sweet spots, and the Scottish electro-pop trio continue their impressive track record with the latest single “Gun”. Yes, indie nerds, […]
The Amateur Hour: Scottish Jerkoff Enthusiast Graham
So, it’s like four hundred degrees out right now and here I am, sitting in my office trying to unstick my balls from the side of my leg without drawing too much attention. I would so much rather be naked on a beach somewhere. Like […]
Celebrity Skin: Richard Madden’s Butt
You know Richard Madden as Robb Stark on HBO’s hit series Games of Thrones. If you’re still catching up on the books or the last few episodes, here’s a HUGE, game-changing spoiler for you—Robb Stark has a butt. And it happens to be a rather […]
CHVRCHES: “Now Is Not The Time”
Glasgow-based trio CHVRCHES fuses together ’80s pop with goth rock on “Now Is Not The Time”, the second single from their new EP Recover. The resulting blend is particularly infectious, making for the group’s most accessible and addictive offering yet (which isn’t saying much, considering […]
CHVRCHES: “Recover”
Apparently all of the best music is hiding in Scotland? Yesterday, we brought you the fine indie-rock stylings of Selkirk’s Frightened Rabbit. Today, however, we’re going in a slightly different direction with CHVRCHES. The Glasgow-based trio draws inspiration from Prince, Robyn, Depeche Mode, Kate Bush, Lil Wayne and […]
Frightened Rabbit: “Backyard Skulls”
Scottish indie fivesome Frightened Rabbit released their fifth full-length album Pedestrian Verse last month, and so far, it’s taken a place as one of my favorite releases of the year (right next to Tegan & Sara‘s Heartthrob, Ra Ra Riot‘s Beta Love and Woodpigeon‘s Thumbtacks […]