In the words of comedian Chris Rock, “If a guy has a tongue ring, he’ll probably suck your dick”. Though we can’t vouch for the validity of that statement, we’d have to guess anyone with a piece of metal in his mouth has a bit […]
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Secret Sex: Matt Zarley (And Everyone In This Video)
When our blog-bros at DNotes designated this as “the gayest music video that ever happened to the internet”, we had trouble believing their claim. There are so many absurdly gay music videos out there, from Jonny McGovern‘s ode to The Golden Girls to that cover […]
Would You Hit That?: Jake Pavelka
You couldn't have paid me to watch the premiere of The Bachelor last night. I have no interest in watching a bunch of hetero bitches looking for true love on national television. Shows like these are probably a greater threat to the "sanctity of marriage" […]