The Grabbys are the porn equivalent of the Oscars (but with far hotter people and surely way less boring and probably less fuck-ups). There’s a problem, and all of you porn fans can empathize with me on this one. Cuz’ the 2017 Grabby nominations have […]
I’d like to give a shout-out to professional dick Shawn Reeve. He’s been tweeting some NICE content lately. Like an impromptu buttplug review show! Happy Friday boys pic.twitter.com/7PK90s3Axq — ShawnReevexxx (@ShawnReeveXXX) March 17, 2017 Let’s catch up to what his peers are up to on […]
Here are my most recent associations with these two porn warriors. Whilst in Vegas, we were all sitting around in a lounge one evening when the subject of which pro fucker deserves the title of “the hottest guy in porn right now.” We WERE at […]
The e-mails have it. I was so pleased with myself when I finished the Top 21 Porn Stars of 2016! I thought I had picked every pro fucker who was on my dick’s radar in 2016. Until the e-mails started pouring in. Yeah, it turns […]
A brand-new year is upon us. And, allow me, THANK FUCKING GOD. 2016 has been one flick to the nuts after another, and not in the good way that you masochists like. A complete pustule of a human being has been put into power here […]
Well, they’re not just on Twitter. Porn dudes are ALL over Instagram. You gotta have your ass EVERYWHERE in the age of social media. Now, unlike Twitter, you really can’t show anything that explicit on Instagram. Instead you get…filters? Ok, that trade sucks. But a […]
You guys are probably sick of me rhapsodizing over Sebastian Kross by now. He’s my porn archangel with the sick bod (that gloriously armor plated chest making for one of the few times I’m welcoming a full chest tattoo…), big pole-axe dick, tight mounds of […]
Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s that time when we Americans eat turkey, share what we’re thankful for in life, and try to forget that the holiday is pretty much based on the subjugation of Native Americans. Know what I’m thankful for? Pornography! It’s not just a job, […]
Happy Halloween Weekend, hoes! As I type this, I am sluttin’ it up in Provincetown, Massachusetts. Ok, I’m not really slutting it up, I’m wearing as many layers as fucking possible because it’s cold as fuck! And rainy! Why does nature abhor us? It’s very […]
Being fucked in a sling is one of the finer things in life. Sebastian Kross is hot to me in a way that is almost mystical. The tattoo emblazoned chest, the strapping body, that face. THAT DICK. Then Hot House fucks with me by stuffing […]
