I’ve been celebrating the fourth birthday of my own Tumblr with a month-long competition to see who readers think is the Hottest Man In 2013. The competition has been… interesting, and full of surprises. It started off with 64 men from all walks of life: […]
I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little bit hammy at certain key moments. But that got me thinking about the leading men of other movies directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, and about […]
Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one […]
I was going to revive the Secret Sex series to declare my love for Joey Camasta, until I realized that there’s nothing secretive about the sex I want to have with him. I’d shout it off a rooftop: “I want to lick Joey Camasta’s ass! […]
What the fuck is wrong with my dick? First, it was this picture of Russell Brand looking like an obnoxious juicebox, and now I’m getting a boner from this picture of Sacha Baron Cohen‘s butt? This is not okay! Someone needs to take my dick […]
Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel […]
Is it really “news” that former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron hates gays? He’s a hardcore, born again Christian who doesn’t believe in evolution. The man starred in the Left Behind films. It’s not exactly surprising that he believes “homosexuality is unnatural, detrimental and ultimately […]
Hello, Michael Hichborn! I’m digging your salt and pepper hair, inviting lips, judgmental eyes and overall “power bottom” vibe. Why don’t we head over to Planned Parenthood, pick up a pamphlet about fisting and give it a try together? I’ve never had any interest in […]
Apparently, I was a day too early with yesterday’s Secret Sex feature on Max Greenfield. The actor got more naked than he’s ever been on last night’s episode of New Girl, which isn’t saying much ’cause the show’s on network television. There’s only so much […]
I’m more annoyed by Schmidt on New Girl than J. Harvey is by Zooey Deschanel‘s entire existence. Loose translation, for those of you who don’t follow Manhunt Daily religiously? I am extremely annoyed by Schmidt. Whoever dreamt up this character needs to put a bajillion […]
