There’s nothing particularly unsexy about Mark Brunetz. While the in-house “design guru” of Clean House may appear a bit dorky on occasion, he doesn’t deserve a place in our Secret Sex category based on his looks. So why are we bothering with all this mayhem […]
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Secret Sex: Mark Brunetz
There's nothing particularly unsexy about Mark Brunetz. While the in-house "design guru" of Clean House may appear a bit dorky on occasion, he doesn't deserve a place in our Secret Sex category based on his looks. So why are we bothering with all this mayhem and […]
Secret Sex: Tom Papa
While they've had some
Secret Sex: Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor
When I think of sex, I usually don't think of Tim Allen, but lately I've been fantasizing about his character Tim Taylor on Home Improvement. Even though Dewitt prefers Tim's sidekick
Secret Sex: David Cross
The other day, I was watching reruns of Arrested Development with a friend. Without thinking, I blurted out, "Is it wrong that I'd totally have sex with Tobias?" And without hesitation, she turned to me and said, "Um, are you kidding me? How would you even […]
Secret Sex: Aden & Jordan Jaric
Monogamous porn couple Aden and Jordan Jaric just ended their five year relationship. Upon hearing Peters Twins in action, minus the creepy incest factor. Plus, it was even more frustrating because they were completely unattainable. At least Miloh & Elijah occasionally invite in a fourth) party! […]
Secret Sex: Robots
A while back, I read an article in LAPTOP magazine about sex robots, and I’ve been obsessed with the idea ever since. It may sound like an unappealing idea when you first hear it. I mean, who would want to snuggle up to an uncomfortably […]
Secret Sex: Pooch Hall
When it comes to physical appearance, there's absolutely nothing wrong with Pooch Hall. In fact, he's actually super hot. If he had a profile on Manhunt, I would bombard him with messages until he put his dick in my mouth. So how did he earn a […]
Secret Sex: Nick Offerman
I want to cum on Nick Offerman's face. Yes, the mustachioed man from Parks and Recreation (who also happens to be married to former Will & Grace star Megan Mullally). Though I spend the majority of my nights with the NBC comedy laughing and jerking off […]
Secret Sex: Jake Cruise
Now I've got a confession, and some of you aren't going to like it. In fact, I can already hear the "you're on crack" comments coming from a mile away, so let's just get this over as fast as possible so we can move on […]