Now I can already hear you disagreeing from a mile away, but I've always thought Rich Sommer was cute. I didn't even know he was on Mad Men until recently, having only seen him in small parts in The Devil Wears Prada and as Pam's […]
Tag: Secret Sex
Secret Sex: James Maslow
So last weekend I was watching Spongebob Squarepants. Don't judge! I had a hangover, and I needed to indulge something completely mindless. Plus, it led to an exciting discovery. During the commercial break, there was a promo for this show called Big Time Rush. I […]
Secret Sex: Richard Karn
The only reason I ever watched Home Improvement was Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's sidekick Al Borland. Before Pete Kuzak entered my life, he was my very first "bear crush". Seeing him frolic about on Tool Time conditioned me for a life of lusting after men with […]
Secret Sex: Bob Harper
You know what else pisses me off about the Olympics? They've gone and interrupted a perfectly good season of The Biggest Loser. If you watch the show, you know exactly what I'm talking about. That cliffhanger ending with Cheryl and Darrell competing to stay on the […]
Secret Sex: The Hanson Brothers
Remember the days when Hanson came out with "MMMBop" and were total teen heartthrobs? Well, those days are far behind us, but the three brothers are apparently still making music. Their fifth album Shout It Out is slated for an early June release, and it'll focus […]
Secret Sex: Aaron Carter
Once upon a time, Aaron Carter was merely known as the younger brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter. He tried to have his own thing by singing songs about playing basketball with Shaquille O’Neal and raucous house parties, but he wound up becoming more notable […]
Secret Sex: Joey Fatone
Out of all the former members of 'N Sync, the one I want to bang the most is Joey Fatone. I'm perfectly aware that this isn't normal. Most people would choose Justin Timberlake or JC Chasez. And now that Lance Bass has
Secret Sex: John Travolta
Upon seeing the TV spot for From Paris With Love, I thought to myself, "Who the hell is that hot bald dude with the goatee? I would sit on his face in a second!" I was getting more worked up as the ad went along… […]
Secret Sex: Zach Galifianakis
Though I'll never remember how to spell Zach Galifianakis' last name, I can now officially state that I've admitted to wanting to suck his dick. Yes, I am talking about the guy from The Hangover. No, not Ed Helms or Bradley Cooper… the one with […]
Secret Sex: The Jersey Shore Boys
As terrible as Jersey Shore may be, I really can't deny it any longer–I'd do every one of the male cast members. Yes, you read that correctly. All of them, including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino (who […]