No, you haven't stumbled upon our latest Twink Tank post. That'll be up later tonight! Right now, we're focusing on YouTube gay-lebrity Davey Wavey. In particular, we're focusing on how I want to fuck the hell out of him. I'm not really proud to admit […]
Tag: Secret Sex
Secret Sex: Danny Gokey
If we're being blatantly honest, I wasn't really rooting for any of the top three contestants on the most recent season of American Idol. Okay, so maybe I did want Adam Lambert to win some points for the "home team", but none of them were […]
Secret Sex: Jonny McGovern
Once upon a time, I met the Gay Pimp. Yes, the Gay Pimp. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, then you’ve obviously never seen “Soccer Practice”. And if you haven’t seen that video, I’m not exactly if I believe you’re a man who […]
Secret Sex: Chris Carrabba
Don't roll your eyes at me like that! We all go through phases that we later come to regret in life, and it just so happens that my phase incorporated an obsession with Dashboard Confessional's The Place You Have Come To Fear The Most. I […]
Secret Sex: Daddy Mike
Earlier this week, a friend of mine sent over a link to a site he found particularly hilarious. It's called Laughing Asians, and it basically revolves around a guy named Daddy Mike who runs around tickling Asian twinks and licking their toes. My buddy was […]
Secret Sex: Jimmy Kimmel
It's weird for me to admit this, but I want to bang the hell out of Jimmy Kimmel. I'm probably the only guy in the world who got hard while watching "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck", his response to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon. My fantasies […]
Secret Sex: Argiris Karras
You guys, I'm basically a twelve year-old girl. As shameful as this is for me to admit, I just started re-watching watching Degrassi: The Next Generation. For those not in the know, it's basically a Canadian teen drama. Kind of like Gossip Girl, but with […]
Secret Sex: Megarump
Do you like big butts and have trouble lying about it? Well, you're not alone, because I do too. And in case you didn't notice, I'm not even trying to lie about it. Megarump is a butt exhibitionist blogger who openly celebrates his "big and chunky […]
Secret Sex: Chris Pratt
When compared to the past weeks, this edition of Secret Sex is significantly lighter on the douche-factor. In fact, I’m pretty sure Chris Pratt is a legitimately awesome human being. Am I wrong to assume that hilarity and a good heart are prerequisites for marrying Anna […]
Secret Sex: Brandon Davis
If you haven't heard of Brandon Davis, he's basically the male equivalent of Paris Hilton but greasier. Yes, he's not much beyond a rich boy socialite who constantly looks high. And despite that (or perhaps because of that), he's constantly fucking some famous chick. As […]