This isn’t the time for Secret Sex. Tell me all your secrets! Which of the thirteen RuPaul’s Drag Race 4 contestants would you be most likely to bang out of drag? My vote goes to Phi Phi O’Hara. She was fucking intolerable last night, and […]
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Secret Sex: Haley Joel Osment
Yes! Hell yes! This is what the Secret Sex series was invented for. Not for me to lust after hot bear rappers or Adam Pally, but to reveal a legitimately shameful crush that I’d never say out loud in the company of friends. Today’s legitimately […]
Secret Sex: Big Dipper
Now I understand how the rest of you feel about Cazwell! For those of you who aren’t in the know, Big Dipper is a new(ish) queer rapper who’s hairy, chubby and gives me an immense boner. His music isn’t technically good by my usual standards, […]
(Not So) Secret Sex: Adam Pally
The second season of Happy Endings is the best, because they keep finding excuses to get Adam Pally to take his clothes off. As for the unfortunate side effect of this development? It leads to a lot of awkward moments where I want to pause […]
Secret Sex: Penn Badgley’s Hair
I’d still hit it! Look, I don’t know what’s going on with Penn Badgley‘s head right now, but that’s the first thought that went through my mind when I saw these pics on DListed. He could still get it. And he could get it in […]
Secret Sex: Jason Keller
Jason Keller is the most adorable cub who ever lived. Not to mention, he’s making bank as the current four-day champion on Jeopardy, and he could make it rain thousands of dollars on your naked body. You might be thinking to yourself, “But, but I’m […]
Secret Sex: The Sexiest “Unsexy” Men of 2011
Are you getting tired of all these “Best of 2011” lists yet? We have good news for you, because today’s installment of Secret Sex puts a spin on the usual end-of-the-year countdown. We took the top fifty subjects from The Phoenix‘s list of “The Unsexiest […]
Secret Sex: Chris Myers
Too soon? You may know Chris Myers as the Medford, NJ mayor who found himself amidst a political scandal, after a rentboy outed him with a series of scantily-clad pics. Until recently, he refused to resign from his post, though his statement on the matter […]
Secret Sex: Mariah Carey’s Power Bottom
What has two thumbs and no shame in admitting his odd sexual crushes? ::points to self with both thumbs:: This guy! What has a killer ass, a pink leotard and an unhealthy obsession with Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”? Well, you’ll […]
Secret Sex: Jason Mraz
We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going […]