Remember when Jason Priestley was twinkin’ it up on Beverly Hills, 90210 and showing off his tight smooth butt in Calendar Girl? Cool! Truthfully, I was too young back then to fawn over his pretty ass, but I don’t even think he would have really […]
Tag: Secret Sex
Secret Sex: Stanley Tucci
I’m filling in for Dewitt for a few days, and I’m very excited to guest write the “Secret Sex” column, because it gives me a chance to talk about the one celebrity I’ve wanted to bang consistently for about fifteen years now: Stanley Tucci. No, […]
Secret Sex: Mike Shaffrey
While everyone’s jizzing out over Taylor Kinney in Lady Gaga‘s “Yoü And I”, this horny-ass blogger has his eyes set on a “Different” music video hunk. Mike Shaffrey plays a lifeguard in Mexican singer-songwriter Ximena Sariñana‘s latest clip, and I can’t stop touching myself every […]
Secret Sex: Danny McBride
I guess I’d stick it in Danny McBride? I haven’t seen a single movie he’s been in (with the exception of Superbad), and I don’t have much interest in Eastbound & Down beyond this scene… But there are times when he looks sort of blowjob-worthy. […]
Secret Sex: Mo Rocca
Mo Rocca is the sexiest nerd on the fucking planet. This is a well-known fact within the “guys who are attracted to brainy dudes” community, though we don’t expect you non-nerd-lovers to understand his appeal. As if it weren’t already for Mo to be a […]
Secret Sex: Alex Trebek
Jeopardy has been on the air for so long that I’m pretty sure Alex Trebek‘s a billion years old. Actually, it’s more like seventy-one. Either way, what you need to know is that I’d bang the hell out of him. Back in the ’80s. Back […]
Secret Sex: Matheus Fernandes
Matheus Fernandes is a contestant on The Glee Project. Born in Brazil, he moved to America at a young age and quickly developed a passion for pop music. Also, he is a person of, ahem, short stature. A little person, a dwarf or whatever you […]
Secret Sex: Jake Dibeler
If this bearded fellow looks familiar, it’s because you’ve seen him before in my dear co-blogger’s “Must Watch: A Bear With A Butt Candle” post (which I pretty much made him write). His name is Jake Dibeler, and I am one-hundred percent addicted to his […]
Secret Sex: Chris Nirschel
Much like my dear co-blogger J. Harvey, I share an enthusiasm for big stupid jocks. You know those guys who look like their vocabulary consists mostly of “dude” and “bro”? Their greatest life achievement is winning the local beer pong tournament? Yeah, those guys. They […]
Secret Sex: Nakia
Earlier this week, my dear co-blogger brought you a rousing edition of Fuck, Marry, Block, starring the judges of NBC’s hit singing competition The Voice. I’ve been watching the show since the very beginning, despite my general reluctance to take on new reality shows. Initially, […]