On a purely physical level, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Grey Damon. He’s this weird mesh of Kris Allen, Levi Johnston and ol’ school David Boreanaz. A potential heartthrob for the next generation of gays in training! Long story short? We’d totally hit it. Now […]
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Secret Sex: Pitbull
My earliest memory of Pitbull revolves around his appearance on the Ying Yang Twins “Shake”. Shortly after, it seemed like he became the go-to act when parents couldn’t get (insert much more famous rapper here) for their daughters’ Super Sweet Sixteen. Seriously. Was he on […]
Secret Sex: Tahj Mowry
It always feels inappropriate when child stars grow up and become kind of sexy. The bespectacled lad in the picture above is the younger sibling of twin sisters Tia and Tamara Mowry. You may remember his three year stint on the ’90s sit-com Smart Guy, […]
Secret Sex: The Herndon Monument
We’re going to take “Secret Sex” in a new direction this morning. Normally, my plucky and persevering colleague will write about a celebrity that you would be surprised upon learning he wants to bone. Today, the “Secret Sex” is that I no-longer secretly want to […]
Secret Sex: Matt Zarley (And Everyone In This Video)
When our blog-bros at DNotes designated this as “the gayest music video that ever happened to the internet”, we had trouble believing their claim. There are so many absurdly gay music videos out there, from Jonny McGovern‘s ode to The Golden Girls to that cover […]
Secret Sex: Stephen Colbert
While my dear co-blogger is pimping me out to give Jon Stewart blowjobs, I have other items on my “having sex with political satirists” agenda. Such as? Doing Stephen Colbert so hard up the butt that he can’t walk for seven million days. Think about […]
Secret Sex: Chris Colfer
Some of you may be wondering what happened to our regular Gleek Out updates. Well, let me rephrase that! I know some of you have been wondering about them, because I’ve received a few e-mails and tweets inquiring about their absence. My feelings on this […]
Secret Sex: KoverBoyz
Ben and Josh are in an acoustic pop duo that spells boys with a “Z” at the end (without any hint of irony). They sit around with a guitar on YouTube covering songs by Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Lady Gaga (without […]
Secret Sex: Jonny McGovern
It took a beard, hipster glasses and a song dedicated to Rose Nylund to make me realize that Jonny McGovern is much hotter than the twinks (and occasional bears) who constantly surround him. This is the second time I’ve featured the viral video star and […]
Secret Sex: Jack McBrayer
Who’s on your Secret Sex list? I’ve spent so many weeks focusing on my shameful crushes and semi-guilty pleasures. Now, it’s time for you to speak out about the guys who aren’t “typically” attractive, yet somehow manage to sneak into your innermost fantasies. Take this […]