Confession time! I don’t actually know a single thing about Brad Goreski. The only reason I’m featuring him in our Secret Sex series is because he’s somehow associated with (ugh) Rachel Zoe, and Bravo is giving him a brand new reality show called (wait for […]
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Secret Sex: Seth Chase
Leave it to me to watch a nine-inch hung stud getting a blowjob, only to focus on the slightly older, scruffy cocksucker. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the point of a site like Suck Off Guys to focus on the other guys in […]
Secret Sex: Jared
Okay, here’s the thing! Although this may sound very shallow, I’d breeze past Jared‘s profile if he were using this pic on Manhunt. I’m not even sure I’d notice him while passing one another on the sidewalk. And I mean that quite literally, because it’d […]
Secret Sex: Matthew McConaughey
People consider Matthew McConaughey to be “sexy”. You may not necessarily be one of those people, but I promise with every bone in my body that they exist. Frankly, I’ve never really fallen into this category. The appeal is relatively obvious–he’s got a great body. […]
Secret Sex: Maulik Pancholy
Maulik Pancholy doesn’t technically belong in our Secret Sex category. He’s fucking adorable. If I ever had sex with him, I’d climb up on a roof and shout it out for the whole world to hear. Or maybe I’d write a Tony-winning musical about it […]
Secret Sex: This Random-Ass Dude
To celebrate the release of Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way”, I had planned on featuring producer RedOne as today’s Secret Sex. Then I realized that the track is actually produced by Fernando Garibay and DJ White Shadow. Oops! Pardon me for not being all up […]
Secret Sex: Ben Roethlisberger
Before you read any further, we should make one thing clear–Ben Roethlisberger is not someone I’d have sex with. Wait, huh? If that’s the truth, then why is the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback appearing in our Secret Sex series? You see, it’s sort of complicated. When […]
Secret Sex: Steve Kardynal
Earlier this week, a colleague sent over a video of self-proclaimed actor and “YouTuber” Steve Kardynal. The young, bearded fellow prances around a gym with his Shake Weight, decked out with a huge smile on his face. The clip’s combination of awkward and hilarious antics […]
Secret Sex: Taylor Hicks
With the new season of American Idol underway, I’ve been reminiscing over some of the previous winners and contestants. Kind of obsessively. Though my relationship with the show has slowly diminished over the years, I find it utterly fascinating to watch the show’s hopeful singers […]
Secret Sex: These Fucking Vampire Twinks
A trailer has been making the rounds for a movie called Vampire Boys. It’s essentially an attempt to capitalize on the success of Twilight and True Blood in the gayest way possible. More accurately? It’s Twinklight without any of the hardcore butt fucking action. After […]