This man is dating Paris Hilton. Do I really need to explain why I’m kind of ashamed I’d have sex with him? To be completely honest, I don’t know much about Cy Waits. Apparently he’s some “nightlife impresario” or something like that? Whatever the case […]
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Secret Sex: Frank Fritz of American Pickers
While home for the holiday season, my brother-in-law turned on some History Channel show about digging through trash for treasure. Apparently, I’ve been living under a rock for the past year, because it turns out it was an extremely popular cable TV program known as […]
Secret Sex: Danny Strong
If you ever watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you might recognize Danny Strong as Jonathan Levinson, a shy geek who takes a turn towards the dark side. Since then, he’s had recurring roles on Gilmore Girls and Mad Men, and bridged out into screenwriting with […]
Secret Sex: Adam Wheeler
Since moving to the Boston area, I’ve read a lot about Adam Wheeler in the local newspapers. The twenty-four year old Delaware native scammed his way into Harvard University, and he recently pleaded guilty to twenty counts of larceny, identity fraud and other charges. As […]
Secret Sex: Michael “The Miz” Mizanin
Earlier this week, a reader suggested Michael “The Miz” Mizanin for an upcoming edition of our Would You Hit That series. Considering I haven’t watched professional wrestling or The Real World since eighth grade, the name didn’t ring a bell at all. But apparently he’s […]
Secret Sex: Indie Dudes With Beards
As a casual fan of indie music and a rampant fan of facial hair, I’ve become pretty obsessed with The Sound And The Furry. This little ol’ blog devotes itself to talented musicians with beards. Basically, it’s a digital representation of everything that gives me […]
Secret Sex: Hans of Bitchin’ Kitchen
Thanks to the Cooking Channel, I’ve discovered my latest guilty pleasure–Bitchin’ Kitchen. In case you couldn’t tell from the name alone, this isn’t your typical cookie-cutter food program! Punk rock chef Nadia Giosia leads a cast of zany characters, as they help you prepare your […]
Secret Sex: Will Arnett
Has Running Wilde been canceled yet? Although I had high hopes for the Mitchell Hurwitz comedy–starring Will Arnett and Keri Russell–the first few episodes didn’t even come close to his previous work on Arrested Development. Maybe Jeffrey Tambor will be able to save the show? […]
Secret Sex: This Fucking Hipster
It’s great when a man doesn’t take his masculinity too seriously. In this world of “str8-acting” and “no fems”, there’s something to be said for a guy who openly acknowledges his love for manicures or Bette Midler. You might as well face it. We don’t […]
Secret Sex: Drew Van Acker
Drew Van Acker is the star of Tower Prep, a live-action mystery series on the Cartoon Network. The show made its debut earlier this month, and while I have no intentions of ever watching it… I will definitely be masturbating to pictures of Drew Van […]