Yes, I have a crush on a contestant from The Biggest Loser, and this seemed like a good time to admit it. After Steve Holcomb‘s victory on The Ten, I became frustrated by Manhunt Daily readers’ inability to accept that he won fair and square. […]
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Secret Sex: Austin Armacost
Despite my occasional bad taste in television, I’ve somehow managed to avoid Logo’s The A-List: New York. The preview alone had me crying quietly in a dark corner! As much as I love celebrity photographer Mike Ruiz, there’s no way that I could stomach his […]
Secret Sex: Surprise Party
In case you’re wondering, the Saturday Night Live sketch “Surprise Party” isn’t anywhere near as funny when mouthed by a shirtless dude. It may even be the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen or heard! However, the guy in the video that’s been making the […]
Secret Sex: James Earl & Max Adler
Before I go back to not talking about Glee, can we address the hotness of James Earl and Max Adler? The two actors have minor roles on the show, making a cameo every now and then as Azimio and Dave Karofsky. You may know them […]
Secret Sex: Victor Garber
When most people think of Hollywood sex symbols, Victor Garber probably isn’t the first name on their list. With that said, he’ll be appearing in the movie You Again this weekend, and this seemed like a perfect occasion to announce that I’d bone the hell […]
Secret Sex: John Benjamin Hickey
Have you been following my advice and watching The Big C on Showtime? There hasn’t been a single disappointing episode since the premiere, and I can’t get enough of this surprisingly good “cancer comedy”. Then again, that may have something to do with my huge […]
Secret Sex: Jeremy Bieber
Have you heard about this guy Jeremy Bieber? Apparently his daughter’s a huge pop star or something like that. We’re not really concerned about the details at the moment, because all we can think about is fucking him in seventy-million different positions. He’s totally hot […]
Secret Sex: Terry Richardson
Yes, I chose the most ridiculous picture ever to lead into this post, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d sleep with Terry Richardson. It’s not just because he’s a famous photographer with oodles of famous clients. Honestly, there’s no ulterior motives whatsoever. I […]
Secret Sex: Joey Lawrence
Whoa! I apologize for stealing the catchphrase of Joey Lawrence‘s character on Blossom, but that’s the only way I can express how hot he’s become since that show. Has anyone been watching his new sit-com with Melissa Joan Hart? As attractive as he may be, […]
Secret Sex: Bruno
It’s amazing that Bruno somehow manages to be gayer than Sasha Baron Cohen‘s character of the same name. You can feel free to talk shit about his masculinity factor, but when we’re dealing with a man who proudly walks down the street in a speedo […]