When is the last time you bent over in front of a mirror, stared into the reflection of your butthole and softly whispered to that pretty pucker, “I love you”. I would argue, out of no personal bias whatsoever, that it was nowhere near recent […]
National Underwear Day is this Monday, August 5th. The holiday, originally created by Freshpair, kicked off ten years ago to not just shine light on your unmentionables, but also to promote “public displays of confidence”. This year, the company is trying to gather more than […]
Balls are just an unattractive feature of the male anatomy. They’re wrinkly, pendulous, and often distorted in color (seriously, I had a boyfriend whose scrote was swarthy on one side and fire engine red on the other. I don’t think he had anything wrong with […]
Considering that I spend several hours a day staring at a computer screen, you could probably guess that my vision isn't too spectacular. So I'm just going to come out of the closet and say it–I wear motherfuckin' glasses. Because I'm a completely vain asshole, […]
Hey Dr. Queerlove, I’ve been with my boyfriend for 9 months (he’s 23 and I’m 19). Things were great at first, then we started arguing. He loves going out, which I usually don’t have a problem with it until recently. He’s been going out with […]
