He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive. But people call him by a name different than […]
Hot Or Not: Shady Guys
Tag: semen
Happy 4th of July, What Was Your Best Cumshot?
With dewitt on vacation, it fell to me to write some sort of holiday-themed post. So I thought – fireworks! But those aren’t that sexy. But shooting your wad is very sexy! And sometimes it’s so soul-shattering it’s like fireworks are shooting out of your […]
Watch Out For That White Stuff On The Floor In The Sauna, It’s Slippery
A straight guy is suing Bally’s Total Fitness gym in NYC because he allegedly slipped on some cum in the sauna, fell, and broke his shoulder. I am so awful because I cracked up at that. It’s a cum-tastrophe! Marc Moskowitz, 66, is unamused by […]
Hot Or Not: Being Paid For Sex
Ever been paid for sex? You can tell us. There’s tons of reasons why sex for money takes place (it’s your profession, you’re broke, you have a drug problem, you’re writing a thesis, etc). But let’s focus on one that’s usually shunted aside in favor […]
Random Question: Do You Find Facials Demeaning?
And we ain’t talkin’ bout that treatment you get at a spa. Unless it’s one of THOSE “spas.” True story. I was with this dude once, and we had been messing around and (for the first time) we had the following exchange: Dude: I’m close. […]
What Happens When We Shoot
Did anyone else dismiss orgasms as “like a sneeze but way better?” Me <—— not Bill Nye, Science Guy. Here’s a handy video from AsapSCIENCE explaining exactly what happens when you blow your load. This is a fascinating vid. Who knew all of this went […]
Random Question: Where Should He Cum?
I’ve been slacking off on the Random Question series, mostly because I haven’t been able to think of any, er, random questions. That said, it’s a fun feature that’s occasionally been known to spark a few good discussions, and it’d be a shame to forget […]
Woof Alert: Steve
It’s true. The last time I pulled a “Woof Alert” from New York Straight Men, it didn’t go so well. In a quest to spotlight a “realistic” guy, I sorta kinda put up a….stringy-haired cowboy…and all of you promptly castigated my taste in men and […]
Have You Ever: Been On Your Knees For Several Men?
Bukkake: a group sex act portrayed in pornographic films, in which several men take turns ejaculating on a man or woman. That’s the definition according to Wikipedia, though the article seems to treat it as if it’s something that doesn’t happen in real life. Let’s […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes is gracing the cover of the latest issue of DNA magazine. The bad news? He’s still not smiling. In fact, he’s still regarding us like we’re blocking his TV during the ninth inning with a tie game, two outs, and bases loaded. The […]