In what we can only assume is a costume for an “Anything But Clothes” party, a couple of tanned college boys pose together in matching duct tape shorts. We sincerely hope there’s another layer under there, for the sake of their penises (and all the […]
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Nerds Just Want To Have Cum: Tim’s 4-Load Bukkake
Can someone please notify Dirty Tony that being a nerd was never this much fun? In a recent scene, a bespectacled young man drops down on his knees for four hung studs, draining each cock to the very last drop. It doesn’t take much for […]
Just The Tips: Facial Etiquette 101
Guys like cumming on other guy’s faces. It’s a fact of life, even if you don’t count yourself among that group. We’re not sure if it’s a weird, natural urge or something ingrained into our minds by pornography. Does it really matter? Either way, if […]
Just The Tips: The Joy of Cum Rags
Classes will soon be in session for all the college boys, so we thought we’d give you all a lesson in Hook-Up Etiquette 101! This one may seem like common sense, but you’d be surprised by the number of guys who don’t follow this rule. […]
Have You Ever: Had A Wet Dream?
Okay, this is going to sound like a stupid question, but have you ever had a wet dream? I remember reading about “nocturnal emissions” back in health class, and it always weirded me out that I never experienced one. Maybe it’s because I masturbate too […]
Hot or Not?: Cum Geyser
Tell me about the biggest cumshot you’ve ever witnessed. Great story! And while I have no intentions of belittling your experience, you’re about to see something much more astounding. Hell, it might even cross the line into disturbing territory. Don’t say we didn’t warn you in […]
Should I Be Grossed Out or Turned On By STR8cam Lube?
This is a picture of Dillon Buck reclining in a pile of STR8cam Lube packets. However, this image doesn’t indicate that STR8cam Lube looks exactly like cum. This might weird me out. Or it might make me incredibly horny. Since I haven’t quite made up […]
Hot or Not?: Bukkake
Don't panic if you've never heard the word "bukkake". While I'd normally encourage you to read up on the history and etymology, I've come to realize that would be extraordinarily boring for most of you. So let's just put it this way–it involves a group […]
That’s What Friends Are For…
Alessio Romero and Conner Habib are friends in real life. They've gone out together, shared inside jokes and offered one another a (very attractive) shoulder to lean on. I mean, that's what friends are for, right? You have to depend on them to be there […]
Have You Ever: Had Cum In Your Eye?
Any fan of the 1999 film Trick will have this immediate response to the question in the title of this post: "It BURRRNS!!" When you shoot your load, it's not exactly easy to control where it'll end up. You can point it in one direction or […]