During my sophomore year of college, I lived across the hall from this ridiculously hot straight dude. He was so attractive that one of my female friends would regularly visit my room, just in the hopes that he’d pass by in his towel. Sure, this […]
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If We Buy Malachi Marx’s Book, Will He Please Come Back To Porn?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems that RandyBlue star Malachi Marx will be retiring from more than just here, here. ::sigh:: Our penises will miss you, Mr. Marx. – Dewitt Photo credit: RandyBlue To see more of Malachi in action, […]