If Kairon John looks familiar to you, then you’re one of the few people who might recognize him as Tony, the stripper from Noah’s Arc. He only appeared in two episodes back in 2005, but we assume there weren’t that many guest-starring stripper roles on […]
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Have You Ever: Sniffed Someone Else’s Underwear?
Back in college, my next door neighbors asked me to feed their cat over winter break. They were going on vacation to Greece or something. The exact location isn’t really relevant to the story. All you need to know is that I had a key […]
Quickie: Stanley Etoty
You know a guy’s ripped when you can see his six pack from the side. If we hadn’t already seen a few unedited cell phone pics, we’d say Stanley Etoty‘s body is literally unbelievable. He’s like a Ken doll! Except way hotter and (insert the […]
Trailer Trash: In Time
Justin Timberlake is in everything lately, and he’s not naked enough. Hopefully he loses some clothing in the dreary future of In Time. Everyone stops aging at 25, but has to keep buying more time on their lifespan. So the rich are immortal and the […]
For Your Jake Gyllenhaal In A Police Uniform Fetish Fapping…
Jake Gyllenhaal in a police uniform is all about the YES. One of our hottest actors working today, this guy can fill out an LAPD suit. Pull us over, arrest us, search us, use the cuffs – show us what you learned in the police […]
Who Would You Rather?: Matt & Ben’s New Looks
Celebrities stop consulting stylists as they get older! And it’s not always a good thing! Joke – Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are sporting these new looks for movies on which they’re working. Matt buzzed it all off for District 9 director Neil Blomkamp’s next […]
Who Would You Rather?: Warehouse 13
I have long been erect over this sorta C-list actor named Eddie McClintock. That’s him on your right. He’s got that hot frat boy look about him that makes me want to be his pledgemaster. We would begin his Hell Week initiation by testing his […]
In Which Francesco D’Macho Seduces The Cable Guy…
Those cable guy fantasies never really worked for me. This is largely due to the fact that I’ve never encountered a hot cable guy. It’s not like they don’t exist! I’ve heard firsthand stories about such escapades, in which a situation quickly evolved from Comcastic […]
The Maverick Men Are Jock Fuckers!
Love ’em or hate ’em, the Maverick Men have consistently appeared at the top of our weekly countdown of the most popular posts. They provoke dialogue about open relationships, safer sex and the line between porn and homemade erotic content. Long story short, we don’t […]
Quickie: Rodrigo Calazans
Like me, you’ve been running about and wildly clawing at your face while screaming “WHY HASN’T RODRIGO CALAZANS BEEN FEATURED IN A QUICKIE, YET?!?!” He did get a co-starring role in our post about Matthias Vriens-McGrath, but a body like his deserves its own special […]