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Shia LeBeouf Does GQ Magazine
Somebody’s looking sexy in the latest issue of GQ magazine, and his name just might be Shia LeBeouf. Don’t get too excited! The young actor and star of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps isn’t showing any skin, but he’s looking damn good in those suits. And […]
Shia LeBeouf’s Bulge Is Now More Omnipresent Than Britney’s Vag
They should really consider changing the name of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps to Shia LeBeouf Big Fat Peen-Festival, because that's all I've been told Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed". We're pretty sure he said that just so he could hear girls say, […]
Popular Demand: Cock And Ass
Who ever said that all gay men cared about is cock and ass? Well, according to this week's edition of Popular Demand, those two things are very high on your list of priorities. For the first week ever, our Everything Butt and Cock-A-Doodle Do Me […]
Shia LeBeouf Goes For A Shirtless Jog
Shia LeBeouf sure must be tired, because he's been running through my mind all morning. Oh wait. What's this you say? He's actually running? Shirtless? Now that's a sight I need to see! Is anyone else imagining that he's running over to your place, prepared […]
Shia LaBeouf Has a Tiny Peen
Have you ever fantasized about Shia LaBeouf? Well, if your dreams involve him cockslapping you with a big ol' donkey dick, you're out of luck (and not just because of the whole heterosexuality thing). LaBeouf confessed in an upcoming issue of Playboy, "I'm not extremely […]