The entire plot of True Blood basically revolves around finding excuses to get Ryan Kwanten naked, so it might be hard to get it up for these butt shots from the 2012 film Not Suitable For Children. I discovered this bit of celebrity nudity while […]
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Everything Butt: Johnny On The Guy Site
Amateur straight guy Johnny is a favorite on The Guy Site. Voyeuristic owner Bill has pegged him as “one of first men to rise above the rest and become a star”, and while he doesn’t stick out in our minds as much as, say, Marcelo […]
Underwear Drawer: Greg Homme’s “One Night Stand”
Greg Homme’s back with another sexy underwear ad. All this dude wants to do is hang out in his skivvies with a cocktail, and then he has to straighten up so he can get laid. They need to start using more light in these ads, […]
NOW PRESENTING: The 1,000,000th Time Johnny Rapid Gets Fucked In Prison
Although this video clip’s called “Prison Shower 4“, we’ve legitimately lost track of the number of scenarios involving Johnny Rapid, a prison shower, nightsticks and double penetration. We’re just going to assume this is the millionth time he’s been tag-teamed and taken advantage of by […]
Caption This: Rubber Duck
Warning! The image for today’s round of Caption This has nothing to do with Bert and Ernie. It’s a very graphic shot we saw on Colby Keller‘s blog Big Shoe Diaries months and months ago, and we held off on posting it… Because, well, you’ll […]
Everything Butt: Real-Life Firefighter Jay
Someone is bound to look at this post and come up with some reason why Jay, an amateur model for The Guy Site, can’t possibly be a real-life firefighter. Whatever, sluts! It doesn’t change the fact that—a) He’s stripping out of a uniform that looks “real” […]
Woof Alert: Gunner Scott
To fully understand my attraction to Gunner Scott, you need to take a moment to read “1 Night, 8 Loads“. The true erotic story was Gunner’s fantastically hole-twitching submission to our It Happened On Manhunt series, and by some strange coincidence, we posted it the same […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Voyeurism
Do you like to watch? Here’s what we know. It’s TOTALLY wrong to actually set up a camera in a locker room, bathroom, changing room, etc. We know that in our heads. Unfortunately, what our COCKS are ok with is a much different story. Websites […]
Hot or Not: Wet Briefs
You walk into your gym’s locker room, stuff your sweaty clothes away and prepare yourself to hit the showers. As you’re trotting down that tiled pathway, you get your first glimpse of him. He’s a smokin’ hot guy with a killer ass, huge biceps and […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Jockstraps (Part II)
Has it seriously been over a year since our last Battle of The Jockstraps? That leave a bad taste in our mouths! Since we’d much rather have the musky flavor of a sweaty package on our lips, we rounded up four jockstrap-clad men for today’s […]