Some guy showed his wang during last night’s The X Factor premiere. We should thank him because it made Paula walk her Vicodin-ed ass off the judging panel. Because that pink number she was wearing was FUG. Anyhoo, let’s play some “Fuck, Marry, Block” with […]
Tag: Simon Cowell
Would You Hit That?: Simon Cowell
No, this question isn’t a joke! If we’re being entirely honest, our past few rounds of Would You Hit That have been far too obvious. Of course most of you want to sleep with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon! That isn’t exactly rocket science… But […]
Could Madonna Be The New American Idol Judge?
There have been various rumors going around that Madonna is at the top of the list to replace Simon Cowell as an American Idol judge. Whether she knows this or not is another thing… Simon Fuller, the creator of the show, supposedly wants Madge as […]
Ellen Is A Hit On Idol!
There was skepticism that Ellen DeGeneres wasn't the right pick to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol, but the numbers certainly don't lie. The show received a twelve percent ratings bump for her debut episode, and she's received positive reviews from Billboard, Entertainment Weekly and […]
Aural Only: Everybody Hurts
So what does everybody think about the "Everybody Hurts" charity single that Simon Cowell produced for Haiti? The R.E.M. cover features an all-star line-up with Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Leona Lewis, Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams, Jon Bon Jovi, Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole and several other […]
Could Elton John Replace Simon Cowell?
When news that Simon Cowell would be abandoning American Idol hit the net, those who watched the show were left with one big question–who's evil enough to fill his shoes? If TMZ's sources can be believed, the answer may be none other than Sir Elton John. According to […]
Simon Cowell Quits American Idol
Your mother may have told you that winners never quit and quitters never win, but she obviously wasn't able to see Simon Cowell's future. Rumors that the acid-tongued and brutally honest American Idol judge would be jumping off ship have been circulating for quite some […]
Gaga Doesn’t Have A Little Lamb
Geez, why can't the world just let Lady Gaga be great? For her upcoming performance on X-Factor, Ms. Poker Face demanded that hundreds of butterflies and a horde of lambs surround her as she sings her latest hit single "Bad Romance". I mean, is that […]
Simon Cowell Totally Has A Boner For This X-Factor Contestant
Have you seen the video of X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson performing Joe Cocker's version of "With A Little Help From My Friends"? You can practically see the jizz in Simon Cowell's pants as he listens to his audition. Apparently, the feelings are mutual, because Johnson […]
Do Ryan and Simon Take The Gay Taunting Too Far?
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are notorious for their exchanges in which they mock one another's sexuality and level of masculinity, but Michael Slezak at PopWatch is calling them out on their "no homo" banter. He wrote, "We live in a country where just last […]