Aren’t there enough recent pop songs about penis envy? First, Ciara wished she could act “Like A Boy”, and then Beyonce did the whole “If I Were A Boy” thing. At what point does it transcend beyond empowerment to being totally played out? Well, the […]
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For Twenty Bucks, Robbie Williams Will Drop His Pants
If you’re familiar with singer Robbie Williams, you’re probably aware that it doesn’t take much for him to take off his clothes. Of course, we didn’t realize he was such a cheap date! While appearing on a Danish talk show, the English pop star dropped […]
Aural Only: Ricky Martin
After announcing his status as a “fortunate homosexual man”, it was only a matter of time before Ricky Martin unleashed his “comeback” single. We just didn’t realize it’d sound anything like this. The singer made a wise move to target the adult contemporary demographic, opting […]
Dave Grohl Is Not A Fan of Jake Shears’ Testicles
When Dave Grohl isn’t too busy rocking with the Foo Fighters, he spends his time filing lawsuits against Jake Shears and the Scissor Sisters. The musician attended one of the group’s recent gigs, and he became traumatized after catching a glance of the lead singer’s […]
Aural Only: Kelis
I try to avoid saying the word “fierce” out loud. Believe me, this isn’t because of some weird obsession with masculinity or denouncing gay culture as we know it. It just comes off as entirely forced and unnatural… kind of like when I moved to […]
Must Watch: Allan Theo Naked
Who is Allan Theo you ask? He’s a 38-year-old French singer who apparently fell off the face of the earth in the 90s. Well, he’s back and has a new bad boy image. Why should you care about some French singer? Because he gets naked […]
Aural Only: Joe McElderry
After winning the sixth season of X-Factor, the incredibly sexy Joe McElderry topped the UK charts with his cover of Miley Cyrus‘ “The Climb”. He’ll soon attempt to repeat that success with his own rendition of Norwegian pop group Donkeyboy‘s “Ambitions”. Oh, and did we […]
Album Review: Fantasia
Although most of America views Fantasia Barrino as an illiterate home-wrecker who just attempted suicide, that shouldn’t stop you from checking out her latest release Back To Me. This project marks the strongest and most cohesive performance from the former American Idol winner, and it’s been receiving […]
Burlesque Can Suck Seven Dicks In A Row
Move over Christina Aguilera and Cher! Those two so-called divas may have thought they achieved a gay man’s wet dream with Burlesque, but there’s another unlikely duo that’s destined to steal their spotlight. That’s right, folks! Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton will be starring in a movie […]
Aural Only: Alexandra Burke
Are you ready for the most homosexual music video that you’ll ever see? Okay, so maybe that’s a bit of a stretch. But whether you choose to accept it or not, Alexandra Burke‘s “Start Without You” will be projected onto the walls of every damn gay […]