My favorite tall person with a beard, Jonny McGovern, promised he’d fuck me for a good post about “Whoa, Dude!“, his new web-series that brings together the “funniest intentionally and unintentionally homoerotic clips created by your fave local frat boys, skaters military men, jocks and […]
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Twink Tank: 19 Year-Old Olly Daniels & His Fat, Uncut Cock
Olly Daniels is homosexuality’s greatest loss. With his lightly fuzzy cheeks and an astoundingly thick cock, you could see him going far in the gay porn industry, but there’s just one teensy weensy problem that will prevent that from happening! He claims he’s one-hundred percent […]
Hot Or Not: Sk8er Bois
I spelled “skater boy” in that fashion in tribute to Avril Lavigne. Do you think those skater types are fucksy? (fucksy©) They’re usually younger, their pants are sagging, they land those moves that terrify pedestrians, and you know they have sweaty balls. That would make […]
McFly Knows How To Advertise
Has anyone else heard of McFly? They’re a UK boyband made up of attractive young men who are very comfortable with nudity. THIS is the kind of marketing all those boybands of days past should have involved themselves in! If N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, […]
Drawn To You: Bastian Jonsson
Is it wrong that I'm occasionally turned on by toon porn just as much as actual porn? Judging from Bastian Jonsson's illustrations, I've come to the conclusion that it's not wrong at all. Though his depictions of the male form lean more towards comic book than […]