I ain’t kidding when I describe Derek Jones as “strapping.” He’s built to fuck (ask Collin Simpson) and he proves it by going after new model Caden Carli’s ivory ass. Well, formerly “ivory.” I did notice that Caden’s ass was a nice rosy shade after […]
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Quickie: Yankees Butt Grab
Last night, Bill Simmons tweeted this screen-cap from the New York Yankees' last game against the Los Angeles Angels. Yes, that's Alex Rodriguez slapping Derek Jeter on the ass. This kind of thing happens all the time in sports, right? Only in this case, it looks […]