A few years ago, I encountered a guy on Manhunt whose ultimate fantasy was as follows: a) A guy pours Guinness down his ass crack, b) He attempts to lap up as much of it as possible, c) The remainder is caught in a pint […]
Tag: sleazy
Secret Sex: Seth Chase
Leave it to me to watch a nine-inch hung stud getting a blowjob, only to focus on the slightly older, scruffy cocksucker. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the point of a site like Suck Off Guys to focus on the other guys in […]
When Trashy Pop Urchins Look Like Muppets: Ke$ha
While debating the revolutionary artwork that is her new single, “Sleazy,” we realized that the messcake known as Ke$ha looks frighteningly like the little-known Muppet known as Grundgetta. Grundgetta is Oscar the Grouch’s long-lost girlfriend and Ke$ha is jacking her look. Hopefully, Grundgetta isn’t releasing […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
There’s a small part of me that actually likes Ke$ha‘s “Sleazy”. While this is extremely hard for me to admit, I’d like to think it has more to do with the beat than the lyrics about cum. The song was produced by hip-hop producer Bangladesh, […]
Caption This: Bus Stop Butt Play
Okay, so maybe I'm a little obsessed with inappropriately photoshopping kittens' heads onto images with highly sexual content. There's nothing wrong with me, I swear! I can stop whenever I want to, but what would be the fun in that? If I did, you wouldn't […]
Twink Tank: Tyler, Zeke & Raf
Did I just walk into some secret back room of some gay bar in Brooklyn? Tyler, Zeke and Raf are three sleazy hipster twinks, and I'm absolutely loving them. One of them looks like a guy I made out with at The Metropolitan in Williamsburg. […]
Caption This: Mouthful
Today's edition of Caption This is in a "choose your own adventure" style. In one version of this picture, a hot scruffy jock holds a huge cock between his lips. In the masterfully photoshopped version above, a kitten's head is placed over the penis. Whether […]
Unlockables: The Black & White Effect
In my experience, putting a photo in black and white will automatically make it seem less slutty. I've taken pics where I'm on all fours and converted them, and guys have e-mailed me to tell me how "artsy" they are. What the fuck? I'm trying […]