For all the jokes I make about Bel Ami models being almost indistinguishable from one another, there are a few performers on their roster who truly stand out when they’re not thrown into an unnecessarily large bareback orgy with anywhere from 4 to 79 twinks moaning […]
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Caption This: Naked Laundry Day
Here’s a picture of a guy wearing nothing but an apron! He’s down on all fours, poking his head into a washing machine (or dryer) while his buddy moves in to munch on his butt. As you might suspect, we screamed “CAPTION THIS” out loud […]
10 Sexy Australian Men You’ll Want Down Under
Geez, do you Australian mates ever get tired of dumb Americans using “down under” as sexual innuendo? How about when we awkwardly use the word “mate” as if we say it on an everyday basis? We’re aware that we can get a bit tiresome with […]
Sorry, But Johnny Rapid Has The Best Butthole of All Time!!!!!!!!
Hello, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you that it is socially irresponsible and totally preposterous to suggest that anyone but Johnny Rapid has the 2013 Butthole of The Year. I have heard […]
Twink Tank: 19 Year-Old Olly Daniels & His Fat, Uncut Cock
Olly Daniels is homosexuality’s greatest loss. With his lightly fuzzy cheeks and an astoundingly thick cock, you could see him going far in the gay porn industry, but there’s just one teensy weensy problem that will prevent that from happening! He claims he’s one-hundred percent […]
Twink Tank: 18 Year-Old Alex Silvers Has A Thick, 8 Inch Cock
Before you scroll down and see the rest of Alex Silvers, I need you all to admit that he has a beautiful dick. I mean, hypothetically, if you were the type of person who frequented glory holes, you would put that dick in your mouth […]
Let’s Get Kinky: CMNM Finger Bang
For those of you who aren’t fully versed in gay porn vernacular, CMNM stands for “clothed male, naked male”. On the most basic level, it’s a very light form of kink that establishes a power dynamic between two (or more) partners, oftentimes placing the naked […]
“I Get Off On Getting You Off”
It’s always impressive when you’re reading through a guy’s Manhunt profile, and you can feel your dick gradually tensing up to make your pants feel tighter. That’s the effect Sottojoe had on me! This 45 year-old California beauty is hairy, versatile and, as his headline […]
Twink Tank: Cash Walker (II)
At the risk of showing my bias, Cash Walker is one of my favorite models to appear in the Twink Tank series this year. I was quite smitten with this young man as soon as I saw his solo shoot, but after watching him get […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Troi From Chaos Men
Troi made a big impression (pun intended) on this past weekend’s “Monster Cock” edition of Who Would You Rather. We’ll admit, those of you who chose him over Deryck or Apollo appear to have made a wise decision! He’s a frickin’ sex beast in his […]