We’re some talented cumdumps or just very hungry sluts, but we do have a code. If we’re passed out and still whoring, we keep a housemate close by to keep the tops coming through the door. This is my kinda nap! I must’ve woken up […]
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Twink Tank: Tristan Sterling In “Got Twink?”
I wanted to open this post with a picture of Tristan Sterling kneeling on the floor with two things prominently featured on his face—a big smile and a healthy amount of jizz. Upon further consideration, I decided that would be far too gauche, so I […]
Hot or Not: Anal Beads
Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
Gay Terms We Hate: Cum Dumpster
I know we’re dudes, but do we HAVE to be so gross? It’s funny, gay guys are often portrayed as uptight, feminine types who have no use for raunchy behavior. (Stop looking at me and saying “isn’t that why YOU write this feature, queen?”) That’s […]
Random Question: The Worst Porn Name Ever?
Girth Brooks, Beau Flexxx and Dick Handler. These are a few of the worst names in gay porn history. Honestly, we didn’t even think it was possible to come up with something worse, until we heard about a man by the name of (wait for […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
We’ve all seen music videos where singers complain about the media. Madonna‘s done it. Britney‘s done it. Hell, even fucking Ashlee Simpson‘s done it. The concept is overplayed, but it’s going to be around as long as there are celebrities and people desperate enough to […]
Nerds Just Want To Have Cum: Tim’s 4-Load Bukkake
Can someone please notify Dirty Tony that being a nerd was never this much fun? In a recent scene, a bespectacled young man drops down on his knees for four hung studs, draining each cock to the very last drop. It doesn’t take much for […]
On The Hunt: Ricky & Roman
During our last encounter with Ricky, he asked to be “used and abused” by Tyler A. In his latest scene with Roman, he made sure to mention that he likes being spanked and tied up. Are you noticing a trend here? Yup, Ricky really likes to be […]
Must Watch: Harry Potter is a Gay Slut
How awesome would it be if Harry Potter was gay and on top of that a huge slut? Apparently another dirty minded person was thinking the same and made this hilarious faux trailer for Harry Potter. I don't know about you, but if Harry Potter […]