He does seem to have teeny, tiny hands… We all know the correlation people make between small hands and small “manhoods” – in fact, it was a correlation that was repeatedly made during the Republican primaries. Sadly, it would have probably been made during the […]
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Celebrity Skin: Bruce Willis
Let’s turn the clock way back to the year 1994. Bruce Willis was one of the reigning kings of the movie theater and he took somewhat of a left turn with Color of Night. In this godawful flick, the Die Hard star played a colorblind […]
Shia LaBeouf Has a Tiny Peen
Have you ever fantasized about Shia LaBeouf? Well, if your dreams involve him cockslapping you with a big ol' donkey dick, you're out of luck (and not just because of the whole heterosexuality thing). LaBeouf confessed in an upcoming issue of Playboy, "I'm not extremely […]