Totally backing up my theory that Halloween is the sexiest time of the year, check out this week’s “iPhone Wars” contestants. Normally if I was getting boned over a Smurf, I would be on the clam to my therapist. However, the dude with the blue […]
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Neil Patrick Harris Stars In “Smurfs: An XXX Parody”
The last time someone told me to prepare myself for something big and magical, they weren’t talking about tiny blue dudes in white caps! Neil Patrick Harris has just unveiled the first teaser trailer for The Smurfs, a 3-D update of the popular 1980s cartoon. […]
Neil Patrick Harris Signed On To Smurfs Movie
You know all those bitches who say that coming out of the closet can ruin an actor's career? Well, they can suck on Gargamel's nasty chode, because Neil Patrick Harris just landed the lead role in the Smurfs movie. I know what you're thinking right […]