Is the term “guido” racist? The original opening sentence to this post used it. Then I was like…is “brotha” racist? When I use “fag” (which I rarely do) am I being homophobic despite the fact that I rim guys? It’s a blogging minefield! These are […]
Tag: Snooki
Snooki And The Taller One With The Boobs Out “The Situation”
I know her name is JWoww. It’s just that their show is such an tumor on America that I hesitate to give them the searchable link. This is kind of an interesting bit, though. Because if you squint and then have someone kick you in […]
Anderson Cooper Gets A Spray Tan… With Snooki?
Do we really have to say anything else when Anderson Cooper takes off his clothes? The ultimate silver fox stripped down for a spray-tan on his new daytime talk show Anderson, accompanied by none other than… um, Snooki from Jersey Shore. Yeah, we don’t understand this […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Royal Wedding Edition
ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to […]
Must Watch: South Park Experiences Snooki
South Park recently took on the “Jersey phenomenon,” gleefully mocking trash TV’s recent onslaught of everything Jerseylicious. From table-flipping ape women screaming “prostitution whore” at each other to abs-sculpted pinheads decking each other on the dance floor, actual people from NJ must be going into […]
Secret Sex: Terry Richardson
Yes, I chose the most ridiculous picture ever to lead into this post, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d sleep with Terry Richardson. It’s not just because he’s a famous photographer with oodles of famous clients. Honestly, there’s no ulterior motives whatsoever. I […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
It’s hard to make decisions when you’re hard. No, that isn’t a lyric from my debut country album. I’m too horned up from last night’s post on Taylor (among other things), and the ridiculous boner in my pants is making it difficult to decide which of […]
Must Watch: Jersey Shore XXX
MTV‘s Jersey Shore is everyone’s guilty pleasure at the moment. It seems like America can’t get enough of greasy haired guidos and guidettes fist pumping, tanning and getting completely trashed. Everyone from SNL to Jay Leno have spoofed the show and now the porn industry […]