I've always imagined my first locker room orgy would involve twenty guys who Ben Cohen. However, I can settle for living vicariously through the twinks in Guys Go Crazy's latest scene. They may not be real athletes, but these horny male strippers know how to […]
Tag: Soccer
David Beckham Doesn’t Care If You Hate His Ugly Beard
And no, I'm not talking about Posh Spice. Soccer player David Beckham has recently been getting a lot of shit for rocking unkempt facial hair, but he's not any closer to putting a razor to his face. In fact, all this complaining might compel him […]
Don’t Bet On Playing For Italy’s National Soccer Team
Although the Italian national soccer team has posed for some hot and slightly homoerotic ads, their coach is actually kind of a homophobe. Marcello Lippi is coming under fire for saying he wouldn't allow a gay player on his team. USA Today reports his remarks, […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Has a Doppelgänger
Cristiano Ronaldo is probably one of the hottest athletes around and I've had many wet dreams involving the soccer stud. Well thanks to our friends at Charmants, I've learned that Cristiano has a soccer twin–Dani Zlatkov from the Bulgarian soccer team PFC Pirin Blagoevgrad. Think […]
Wait, This Is Actually Someone’s Job?
Spotted: a hirsute man massaging Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo's abs, getting dangerously close to his crotch. It's unclear whether either man is getting fuck buddy. – Dewitt Photo credit: Cristiano Ronaldo Pictures
Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo Shagging?
Shortly after her breakup with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton was seen hanging out with soccer hottie Cristiano Ronaldo. The greasy haired hunk was spotted partying with the socialite at L.A. hotspot MyHouse. The two then left the club and continued partying at Nicky Hilton's house […]
Cristiano Ronaldo and The Magic Boner
Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo just gave me the best eight seconds of my day. It could just be the fact that he totally checked out another guy's bulge, but the oh-so-gay soundtrack of The Village People's "YMCA" sure helps the hilarity of this clip. […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Soccer’s Top Honor
Manchester United and Portugal sensation Cristiano Ronaldo was named World Footballer of the Year, topping 54 other elite players. Because Ronaldo scored 42 goals this season, it was not a big surprise he received this award, a truly global distinction because it is voted on […]