Isn’t he adorable? He’s got a sparkling smile, and that dimpled chin, and the snug spandex you just want to tear off his bod. That’s Chris Mazdzer. He hits speeds up to 80 mph on the luge for Team USA. Mazdzer rockets his sled solo […]
You wouldn’t believe the e-mails we got from our readers asking us to post about Team Canada’s Bobsleigh boys! At least four! That’s a lot for us. Canada’s burly bobsleighers (“bobsleigh” what they refer to “bobsled” as in Canada) have been immortalized in this pic […]
We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket […]
Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose […]
