We all had fun the last time I added a Who Would You Rather element to our What Would You Do column, right? Of course we did! You guys love options, and today you get to decide to do whatever you want with gay porn […]
The title of this post is not inaccurate! There is a man named “Tom Hardy” doing gay porn right now and, according to English Lads, his cock “not just squirts but unloads like a fireman’s hose”. It’s not exactly clear why he chose a pseudonym […]
I wouldn’t give Brent Cage any option about being called “daddy“. For me, he’s the ultimate silver fox of the bear porn genre, and I couldn’t imagine having his lips wrapped around my shaft without saying something like, “Oh yeah, daddy! Suck that cock! Tell […]
The good folks at College Dudes describe Sam Truitt as “an average college guy with a very un-average schlong”. They’re also the ones who said he’s packing down there in a big way, so all you size queens out there can get off my dick […]
It’s cute that Marc Angelo‘s wearing an “I Wanna Ram U” t-shirt in his solo for Butch Dixon. I mean, it’s almost as if he truly believes he could top me, when it’s so blatantly clear that I’d be the one ramming him if we […]
“I like to be told what to do. I’m pretty much a submissive little slut.” That was the line that sold me on Christian Cayden, a Next Door Male newcomer who proves he’s a man of his word by riding a big dildo and cumming […]
This has been a terrible year for gay porn retirements! For those of you keeping score at home, we’ve lost Josh Long, Jake Deckard, Leo Domenico, Tristan Jaxx, Mick Lovell, Marco Sessions, Anthony Romero and, for better or worse, Cody Cummings, Spencer Fox, Jake Genesis, […]
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Jett Jaxx is quite the looker with his dark hair, cute face and a pair of meaty thighs that lead up to an extremely fuckable ass. It’s no wonder that when we asked you to choose your favorite model on our “12 College Dudes You Could […]
