There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
Trey‘s a 28 year-old mechanic who’s been married (to a woman) for five years. According to Chaos Men, they’re a very sexually adventurous couple, and she’s been known to play with his hairy pink hole on occasion. Presumably, she’s also okay with the fact that […]
We weren’t sure that Randy Blue could ever top the oh-so-inspired combination of Dan Darlington and Nick Sterling donning jockstraps and fucking like madmen in a locker room (as seen here). Little did we know, they’d achieve the task by pairing Darlington with an unlikely candidate—Skylar West. […]
There isn’t much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn’t already covered right here in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was […]
I’ve been sitting on a bunch of dicks that should be included in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, to the point that it seemed silly to wait until the weekend to share them with you. Vinnie Mark is a supposedly straight guy with eight throbbing […]
All hail the return of… Uh, actually I don’t know what this guy’s name is. So let’s hail the return of Montreal Jerkoff Giant Load Shooter Guy! He racked up nearly half a million XTube views a few years ago, but neither hide nor hair […]
Lewis has the face of a pretty boy, the body of a muscle jock and the fuzzy butt of a cock-starved cub who needs to be fucked, like, yesterday. We spotted him on Corbin Fisher while “researching” their most recent double-penetration scene, and we can […]
Someone is bound to look at this post and come up with some reason why Jay, an amateur model for The Guy Site, can’t possibly be a real-life firefighter. Whatever, sluts! It doesn’t change the fact that—a) He’s stripping out of a uniform that looks “real” […]
Here’s a list of things I would do with (allegedly) straight Marine Eli, if his stripper girlfriend who encouraged him to do gay porn for Spunk Worthy didn’t mind me playing with his thick, “French cut” dick: • State calmly and firmly that I am […]
Do you like muscular builds, body hair, shaved heads, thick bushes, great dicks and men who somehow ooze infinite amounts of sex appeal? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Dirk Willis, we’ve written about him approximately 9,000 times since discovering his […]
