It’s really only been a few weeks since I first encountered Bennett Anthony, the southern redhead whose rosy, low-hanging balls made such a big impression on me when he fucked Tom Faulk in that men’s room. I was so impressed that I dropped Bennett a […]
Tag: southern boys
Who Would You Rather?: The Boys Next Door
It always seemed silly to me, too, that the guys on Next Door Male are exponentially hotter than any next door neighbor I’ve ever had, but nevertheless, let’s put that minor misnomer aside and focus on what’s really important—Conner Hastings‘ southern accent (and rather large penis). […]
Cody Belew: “Purple Rain” (Prince Cover)
“Is Cody Belew gay?” brings up a ton of results on Google, but I’m not really concerned with the answer to that question. He was one of few good things to emerge from the third season of The Voice, and it doesn’t matter to me if […]
His Hips Don’t Lie
The lack of homemade clips for Rihanna's sexy new single "Rude Boy" surprised me. It's such a fantastic dance song! Get some straight dudes in their boxers and have them do homoerotic activities together, and it'd be pure internet gold. That shit would go viral […]
Woof Alert: Andy S.
We're keeping it classy for this week's Woof Alert, so unfortunately you won't be seeing any penis this week. We know, we know… It's not as if we had any choice in this matter! Quite honestly, I'd love to see Texan model Andy's junk, but it's […]
Aural Only: Lady Antebellum
Now I'm a fan of some country music, but I have a tendency to pay more attention to country boys. I simply can't resist the accent, the charm and the "southern hospitality". I realize this is an idealistic fetishization of men who reside below the […]