Chad Johnson is a reality television personality who is currently appearing on Celebrity Big Brother. He’s a big beefstick of a man with a lot of personality. That was sort of shade. Anyway, Chad popped into my mind (pun intended) today when I saw this […]
If you’ve got a spandex fetish like your friendly neighborhood porn blogger, you’re gonna be SO boned over Spiderman : A Gay XXX Parody Part 2! Spidey lets loose webs of cum with the assistance of Aston Springs. Spidey is played by that little sparkplug […]
[Insert stupid reference to Robin Hood: Men In Tights here] Good, now that we’ve covered that, let’s get to some spandex! Have you noticed a FANTASTIC new trend in menswear? Tights! Yeah, dudes wear tights now. They’re mostly reserved for the gym or for going […]
More wrestling foreplay! Brandon is Sean Cody’s mainstay dick. You aren’t officially a Sean Cody model if you haven’t crossed dicks with Brandon. Well, congratulate Kristian. It’s his first scene with another dude for the famed studio, he fucks around with Brandon, and he should […]
Gym scenarios in porn are the new pizza delivery guy. I’m not complaining. On the heels of Shawn Reeve’s workout routine from last night, here’s the second part of Hot House’s “The Trainer” series, which has the potential to become one of my favorites. Why? […]
Let’s get physical. I’m collecting a list of body parts from different porn gods that I would use to create the perfect man. I just started today. So far, I have: Colby Jansen – Ass Sebastian Kross – Chest Give me your list in the […]
I can’t get enough wrestling porn. I know this isn’t exactly wrestling porn, but there’s a singlet involved. Truth be told, I have a wrestling fetish. I probably should have gone in on it a little deeper in the “Hot Or Not: Professional Wrestlers” post. […]
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]
As you know – *ahem* – so yeah, we’re a little behind this week. Every goddamn blog (gay, straight, everybody else) is posting about the extreme sexy going on at the Olympics. It’s like the universe saw exactly how fucked up the setting was this […]
Before they were naked, they were in singlets. Ah, the singlet. That spandex onesie that makes you feel like you’re wearing a perpetual hug all over your bod. Plus, if you wear em’ without anything underneath, the spandex feels REALLY good on your cock and […]
