Smile? Who needs to smile when you’re this frickin’ gorgeous? Okay, we know we’re going against our own advice in this particular case, but exceptions can be made for men who look like Calvin Martin. He could be crying in his Manhunt profile pics, and […]
Tag: speedo
Quickie: Nick Bracks
Nick Bracks is the latest cover-boy for DNA magazine, which basically means the collective gay internet is jizzing their pants over him as we type. That’s what happens when DNA puts you on the cover! You’re placed atop the ultimate pedestal of homo-lust, until someone […]
Woof Alert: Peter Jacobs
The main difference between Peter Jacobs and most of the models showcased in our Woof Alert series? He poses nude for the sake of art, while the rest of them are a bunch of horny sluts. Kidding, kidding! Not that being a horny slut’s a […]
Secret Sex: Greg Bennett
The one time I tried to watch one of the Real Housewives series, I experienced an acute level of physical discomfort. Now, I’m not one to pretend I’m above ridiculous reality TV shows. For cock’s sake! I thought Hair Battle Spectacular and Dance Moms were […]
Quickie: Pedro Fernandes
Quickies are always the most dangerous posts to write, because I wind up changing my mind nineteen-million times before settling on one guy. Also, y’all bitches have incredibly high standards, and I’m always worried that you’ll cut me for featuring a “fugly” dude. Seriously. Do […]
Quickie: Tom Bunting
Prior to last week, Tom Bunting‘s ability to cause boners whilst wearing a speedo was (mostly) limited to North Bondi beach in Australia. That was before BUTT magazine published their interview with him. Now, the 28 year-old “lifesaver” will have thousands of men lusting after […]
Quickie: Rick Fisher
When bad art direction happens to hot guys. Rick Fisher is a lean, mean male model machine. He’s what Michael Fassbender would look like if he were a Speedo model instead of Magneto. While Rick is definitely hotsy, what’s going on around him in this […]
Have You Ever: Had Sex With A Bodybuilder?
The jacked dude in the slightly cheesy glamour shots is Karl Kasper. I think he lifts weights. Have you ever been in the sack with a bodybuilder? J. Harvey has not. Admittedly, super-veiny muscle guys with the orange smear don’t do it for me. Maybe […]
Woof Alert: Damien Stone
Holy shit, there’s a werewolf in the pool. And he’s making his way over to fuck Scott Caan….wait, no, that’s Bo Dean. Hairy hunk Damien Stone is the cavefucker who’s bursting out of his speedo to make waves with Bo. He’s today’s “Woof Alert” because […]
Steven Dehler Bulging For Timoteo
It’s difficult to notice anything else in these pics of model Steve Dehler besides his package. There’s his bulge in white. There it is again in red. Again in white. And it’s accompanied by his round ass when it’s shot in green. Fuck, Timoteo knows […]