Um, is it safe to say that Kate Winslet definitely upgraded with her latest romantic conquest? Five months after parting ways with director Sam Mendes, she’s now gone sort-of-public with her new boyfriend Louis Dowler. While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I […]
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Did Marc Jacobs & Lorenzo Martone Split?
Fashion designer Marc Jacobs has allegedly parted ways with fiance Lorenzo Martone. According to a report from Page Six, "They've both been telling people that they broke up", and suspicions were further confirmed when Jacobs arrived to his business partner Robert Duffy's wedding without his delicious piece of […]
In Which Girth Brooks Fucks A Blonde Twink
Have you ever seen a blonde, European twink do a complete split on a bed and proceed to swallow a straight man's gigantic cock with his butthole? If not, you should probably watch the trailer for here, here. – Dewitt Photo credit: CockSure Men To […]
Kevin Falk Can Do No Wrong
Porn star Kevin Falk is a terrible actor. If you don't believe me, just watch the trailer for his latest scene on My Brother's Hot Friend. We're supposed to believe that he just broke up with his boyfriend, and now he's hesitantly finding comfort in […]
Taylor Lautner Is Single (And Probably Gay)
There are only manthers. The twinkie werewolf heartthrob has just broken up with his girlfriend Taylor Swift. A source close to the singer told Us Weekly, "There was no chemistry." I don't know about you, but that sounds like code for "he's totally gay". I'm […]
Drake LaBry Is A Single Lady
A bunch of other blogs have been reporting that some guy named Adam Lambert broke up with his boyfriend. We'd like to offer up a story that more of you might care about–Drake LaBry is back on the market. When we asked if you'd sleep […]
Nick Lachey Throws His Hands Up, Proclaims Single Lady Status
Back in the day, I had a huge crush on former 98 Degrees member Nick Lachey. I had high hopes that his relationship with Jessica Simpson was meant to cover up other inclinations, but then he went and dated that Vanessa Minnillo character. He really couldn’t […]