Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
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Have You Ever: Shot A Load Into Your Own Mouth?
For someone who masturbates so damn much, it’s incredible that the concept of a self-facial never occurred to me until I saw John Cameron Mitchell‘s Shortbus. There’s this scene where Paul Dawson records himself throwing his legs into the air, positioning his cock over his […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Francisco
Move over, Samuel O’Toole and Girth Brooks! Okay, so neither of you have to actually go anywhere, but you may want to sit down for this confession. As much as I hate to admit this to you, I’m in love with another penis. It’s attached […]
Hot or Not?: Bukkake
Don't panic if you've never heard the word "bukkake". While I'd normally encourage you to read up on the history and etymology, I've come to realize that would be extraordinarily boring for most of you. So let's just put it this way–it involves a group […]
Swallowing: Hot or Not?
Spit or swallow? Some guys love the taste of cum, and there are plenty of men who are willing to feed it to them. Other folks don't particularly enjoy the taste, yet they're so willing to please that they'll suck it up and swallow. Then […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cum
Just to warn you in advance, today's edition of iPhone Wars is a little messier than usual. Every contestant has been captured immediately after a moment of relief. In other words, there's a whole lot of cum, and it's quite possible that some of it […]