A few of you mentioned this in yesterday’s post about The X Factor host Steve Jones and his annoying tendency to ever wear clothing. Apparently this giant black dildo was molded from his penis? We’re not buying it until we see the video clip. In […]
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Why Does Steve Jones Ever Wear Clothing?
Add Steve Jones, the host of the US version of The X Factor, to my ever-growing list of imaginary boyfriends. The British hunk* recently made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and he took off his shirt to reveal his fantastically hairy chest. That’s […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: The X Factor
Some guy showed his wang during last night’s The X Factor premiere. We should thank him because it made Paula walk her Vicodin-ed ass off the judging panel. Because that pink number she was wearing was FUG. Anyhoo, let’s play some “Fuck, Marry, Block” with […]