Eddie Granger‘s back! Unfortunately he put clothes on. Luckily said clothes are very skimpy. Granger’s got the most inviting happy trail I have ever seen. It invites faces, tongues, and my jizz drying to a fine glaze on it. If I have my way, Eddie […]
This is a shoot by photographer Troy Wise for Coitus Online. It’s called “Last Days.” Jessie here needs to be signed by AussieBum cuz’ he’s repping their underwear something fierce here. Here’s the part of the post where I ask Jessie to substitute that boogie […]
Sly like a fox! Ugh, they should really take my keyboard away. Arran Sly is one of the top male models working today. His boyish good looks and hot body shouldn’t be modeling. Why would you ever want to cover him up? If only those […]
No, we are not talking about competing ginges with hairy asses or dudes who just got spanked. This week’s competition is between guys wearing red bottoms, whether they be briefs, shorts or sweatpants. Yes, it’s a flimsy excuse for an iPhone war, but it’s also […]
He’s woofy and his name is an old-school term for penis – he’s John Thomas. We know, some of you will come at us with “put down the pizza, tubby” or just plain “next!” For those of you who like a gentleman with a little […]
Sexy ass Colin Farrell is playing the vampire in the….three guesses what kind of movie it is…remake of 1985’s Fright Night. Colin is so hot that I could probably deal with a remake of Transformers if he was swaggering around in it with the brooding […]
Have you heard about this guy Jeremy Bieber? Apparently his daughter’s a huge pop star or something like that. We’re not really concerned about the details at the moment, because all we can think about is fucking him in seventy-million different positions. He’s totally hot […]
It’s not exactly clear why either John Mayer or The Situation were invited to CMT‘s Country Music Awards, but here’s a picture of them flashing their abs together. You’re probably wondering why we’re posting this picture. The answer? We’re not entirely sure. It just kind […]
Has this ever happened to you? You chat up a hot guy on Manhunt, agree to meet up and as soon as you come through the door he says, "Can I get you anything? A beer or something?" I can't even count the amount of […]
Wouldn't it be awesome if we lived in a world where guys could get pregnant? And by "awesome", I mean kind of terrible. I think it's hilarious that whenever a female celebrity's stomach sticks out a little, the tabloids immediately begin to shout "OMG, it's […]
