When you’re married to a woman, it’s not exactly easy to tell her, “Honey, I’d like you to fuck me up the ass”. Not that we know from personal experience. I mean, even if you did muster up enough courage to ask her to strap […]
Tag: straight
Quickie: Ben Pamies
Being Ben Pamies can’t be easy. With that absurdly large package, do you think anyone looks him in the eyes when talking to him? Even fellow straight guys (sorry boys, he’s married) must stare at his junk in the locker room. Granted, we assume he […]
Bi The Way: James Huntsman
Run away, gold star gays! This post isn’t for you. Though we’d love to tell you that James Huntsman is about to spread those fuzzy cheeks and get rammed like a slutty-ass bitch, the fact of the matter is that he really seems to love […]
Secret Sex: Stephen Colbert
While my dear co-blogger is pimping me out to give Jon Stewart blowjobs, I have other items on my “having sex with political satirists” agenda. Such as? Doing Stephen Colbert so hard up the butt that he can’t walk for seven million days. Think about […]
Richard Is All Smiles (‘Cause He’s About To Get Pounded)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this important update on Sean Cody model Richard. After appearing in our prestigious Everything Butt series, the muscular jock has made us proud by spreading his cheeks and getting fucked for the very first time. Congratulations […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Skateboarding
Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, […]
Diego Vena Switches Teams For Hunter Ford
Straight guy Diego Vena and his girlfriend have been fooling around with dildos and strap-ons. Having realized a bit of prostate stimulation wasn’t half bad, he made the decision to “take it to the next level” on Bait Buddies. Bisexual stud Hunter Ford is kind […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Nipples
The other day, our very heterosexual co-worker was discussing a girl he spotted on the train. It was a particularly cold day, and she wasn’t wearing a bra. We’re guessing you can do the rest of the math. This led us to wonder (he says […]
Um, Since When Did Darren Criss Become A “Bear”?
In today’s edition of improper labels in the media, fellow blog POPWIRED has classified Glee‘s Darren Criss as a “bear”. What. The. Fuck? This made us do a double take, considering the actor isn’t even close to full-on bear status. He’s stick thin, clean-shaven and […]
Who The Fuck Is Corey Rezzon?
The scruffy man in the picture above goes by the name of Corey Rezzon. Obviously, he’s a totally “straight” dude! And he’s about to be lured into a van by a chick with big boobs. Then she’s going to “trick” him into having (insert gasp) […]