I get a lot of fan mail asking, “Daddy Mayonnaise, have you ever had sex with a woman?” This is a very common question asked of gay men, and the answer, up until last week, was no. The thought had always intrigued me, and it […]
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Bi The Way: Ricky Thicke Gets Devilish
Speaking as a gay man who’s never even touched a vagina, Devilish Desire is one of the hottest female models I’ve seen on Next Door Hookups since the incomparable Cassandra Cruz (who’s caused me to blow more loads than I can count in her scene […]
f(x) ALSO Quintuple-Penetrated Me… With Their DICKS!
It ain’t easy being Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! Right after I got quintuple-penetrated by The Wanted, I was wiping Max George‘s CUM off my forehead when these five chicks rolled up looking serious as FUCK. They told me their names were Victoria, Amber, Luna, Sulli and […]
Bi The Way: Slate Steele’s Prison Strap-On Party
Technically, one could argue that it’s not necessarily “bisexual” for a man to get fucked by a woman wearing a rubber dick—or even to get fucked by another man—but our Bi The Way series has been so desperate for content that I’m just going to […]