Wait. What’s it called? This was a fun one, because I spent the entirety of the trailer for this scene trying to figure out why the fuck this was called “Clean Out,” until they showed the title card at the very end (which has a […]
Tag: suit and tie
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, suit […]
Welcome to New York: Subway Masturbators
I have been watching this spectacular video of this Wall Street Suitbro doing everything he can to stop himself from whipping it out and beating off on this express train. I love my city and dudes like this. I only wish I knew what MHD […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jessy Ares Needs To Get Inside Me Now
Yesterday, my arch nemesis Gay Journalist wrote an obviously atrocious piece about the way Adam Herst makes his hole feel (which was at least slightly better than his bullshit story about RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio getting her dick sucked through a gloryhole […]
Oral Only: Allen Silver, Justin Beal & Friends In Joe Gage’s “American Bukkake”
Has your life suffered from a severe lack of group oral sex scenes? Well, here’s some good news for you! Last Friday, Dragon Media released the second installment of Joe Gage‘s American Bukkake series, featuring Justin Beal, Brock Rustin, Joe Parker Josh Kole, Jacob Ladder […]
Daddy’s Boys: Edu Boxer Manhandles Hitchhiker Robbie Rojo
There’s a quiet confidence to the way Edu Boxer fucks on camera. He doesn’t have to grunt and groan to convince you he’s having fun, and you get the sense that he could strip you down, give your ass the best workout of your life […]
Looking For Accomplices (For His Beautiful 8.5 Inch Dick)
It’s no secret that Madrid is known as the gay capital of Spain. Madrid’s Gay Pride is one of the largest in Europe, same-sex marriage is legal, gay PDA is super common, the men are fucking gorgeous, and there’s Chueca—the epicenter of Madrid’s gay scene. […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Maikel Cash’s Magnificent Mushroom Head
Shortly after writing my belated post about beefy Spunk Worthy model Finn and his awesome mushroom head, the pervy trigger in my brain went off and reminded me that Maikel Cash has also got a pretty enticing knob on his schlong. This is especially apparent […]
Isaac Eliad Is Your New Favorite Porn Star.
Isaac Eliad isn’t exactly a new porn star. Back in 2013, he appeared as “Ethan Rezzo” alongside Lucio Saints in a basic bitch kink film for Gay Porn Voldemort. He resurfaced last month in a reunion on Lucio’s site, and now that you’re up to […]
Popular Demand: The Week Of Calvin Harris, “Smart Sex” & Big Dicks
Apparently, more people want to see Calvin Harris in his underwear than Tim Kruger‘s huge cock slamming in and out of three hot bottoms. At least that’s what the numbers are telling me on today’s edition of Popular Demand! The handsome DJ and producer also came […]