Summer! We’re in the midst of the hottest season and there’s plenty of sexy dudes walking around in shorts! Thighs! Bulge! Ass! Legs! Summer is a leg man’s time. I find myself drooling over calves in lines everywhere. I know that’s specific but calves do […]
Is summer over already? Have the nights gotten cool? Do we really need the warmth of a fire? Is that the same patio furniture that Boomer Banks welcomed Tegan Zayne to Cockyboys on? So many questions, not that many answers. But you’re not going to […]
The Speedo. The second greatest item of clothing known to man. You can probably guess the first. It’s the middle of summer here in the States, and speedos are absolutely necessary! You pretty much have to go to Provincetown, a gay pool party, or a […]
Can I be their poolboy? This new Cockyboys clip featuring Ashton Summers and Allen King fucking beside the pool reminds me of that song from Grease. Summer loving had me an ass Summer loving came so fast I met a boy horny for me Met […]
DAMNIT! I’m always glad to give you guys full length stuff to watch (I know how frustrating trailers are) but this would have been the perfect thing to post yesterday, if only I’d seen it in time! Maybe it’s never too late. Here’s the […]
The laxness about public nudity alone! Bel Ami has been hyping their new summer feature, Last Summer in Greece, for a couple weeks now and I wanted to wait and see the stuff before I mentioned it here, but WOW. It sounds so trite […]
Reasons that aren’t “fitness” or “working out.” Gentlemens. Summer is HERE! You’re in for three long months of situations where you’re gonna have to take your shirt off and be out in the sun. And what better way to forget about that, than spending […]
Today’s subconscious theme must be ‘pool envy.’ And actually, as a New Yorker, just basic real estate envy. The first time Trenton Ducati pulls off his swimsuit here, my instant, panicked thought was “what about the neighbors!” And then I realized that they were on the […]
“What the FUCK are you doin’ in my pool!” It’s a beautiful, pre-summer day in New York today, and with the feels like temperature pushing up on 92°, the pool in this Men.com scene from 2012 looks ridiculously refreshing. TBH? I’d hop Danny Palick’s […]
It’s white and fluffy and has zero nutritional value. But sometimes you need some whipped cream to top off your night. I don’t pay a lot of attention to BadPuppy because I’m not that into younger guys and everyone on there seems to be […]
