Everyone who’s anyone is having sex in a shower this week! Okay, so maybe it’s just Tyler Morgan and his gym teacher, along with fictional swim team sluts Ian Ticing and Scott Cage. The main takeaway here is, we’re still celebrating the glorious occasion known […]
Way back in the day when I participated in competitive swimming, there were some tacky t-shirts with sexual innuendos about how swimmers do things better in the bedroom. (Haha, breaststroke sounds a lot like it’s all about stroking breasts!) I’m bringing this up, because it […]
This is the part where you burst into tears and then slide down the wall dramatically. Or throw yourself on the coffin containing your hopes and dreams that Olympic swimmer Tom Daley likes dick as it’s gently lowered into the ground. Tom has confirmed the […]
Three young men in speedos stand in a row and hold one another by the hips. The one in the front bends over and stretches out his arms, as if he’s about to take off in flight. This somehow makes them look like they’re simulating […]
Peter Prijdekker is a former swimmer (and current swim coach) from the Netherlands, who competed in the 1972 Summer Olympics and won a total of eighteen gold medals in the Gay Games. (I’d like to pretend I knew that on my own, but shit, I […]
You might have noticed that every time we feature an athlete from now until the end of the summer it’s going to be a 2012 sexy-ass Olympian. It provides SO much man material to post. This sexy Speedo jockey is Australian summer James Magnussen. I’m […]
Want to see some smooth jocks in speedos? Even though that was a rhetorical question, those of you who answered “yes” will absolutely love this. The rest of you can go jerk off to some fat dude like Marcello. Kidding, kidding! You can actually just […]
