This week’s edition of Caption This might remind you of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, and not just because of the cartoon shark in the censored image above. The real version of this pic features someone’s dick poking out from underwater, ready to launch an attack on […]
Tag: Taio Cruz
Wild Card: The Island of Misfit Songs
Isn’t the holiday season all about second chances? We’re just making that up. Because Love Actually taught us that the holiday season can be about whatever you pretend it’s about. Either way, this week’s Wild Card round brings back ten old favorites, all competing for […]
Aural Only: The Maccabeats
There aren’t nearly enough Hanukkah songs in the world. Despite Hallmark’s best efforts, the holiday isn’t quite as commercialized as Christmas, but it’d still be nice to turn on the radio this season and hear something besides Adam Sandler and that “Lonely Jew” song from […]
Weekly Top Ten: Can Pink Take Down Kelis?
For the third week in a row, eccentric dance diva Kelis has dominated our Weekly Top Ten music charts. As Kylie Minogue continues to slip down in the rankings, it looks like Pink and Rihanna will take a place as the biggest threats to her […]
Aural Only: Taio Cruz & Kylie Minogue
After drooling over her boyfriend’s uncut cock, we might as well listen to Kylie Minogue‘s new single. Well, technically the song’s by Taio Cruz, but we all know who really matters in this equation. The dancefloor diva has been tacked on to a remix of […]
Quickie: Warren Alfie Baker
When he’s not too busy looking gorgeous, Warren Alfie Baker spends his time styling various high profile clients, including True Blood and Ugly Betty star Kevin Alejandro. You may have seen Baker on the Style Network’s How Do I Look, and he even made an […]
Aural Only: Chris Brown
Chris Brown is back with a new song and I’m ashamed to say that it’s actually pretty good. If you’re a fan of Usher‘s “DJ’s Got Us Fallin’ In Love” or Taio Cruz‘s “Dynamite”, then “Yeah 3x” is right up your alley. It’s definitely a […]
Who Deserves A Second Chance On The Weekly Top Ten?
As we move forward in our quest for 2010’s “Song of Summer“, it’s important to acknowledge the many casualties we’ve witnessed along the way. While there were some cases where we said “good riddance”, there are a few songs we’d love to bring back onto […]
Weekly Top Ten: When Kylie Takes Over
We hate to make such declarative statements so early in the season, but it’s becoming clear to us that Kylie Minogue‘s “All The Lovers” is the definitive gay summer anthem of 2010. One could even call it the new “When Love Takes Over”, which might […]
Aural Only: Taio Cruz
Mark my words, “Dynamite” is about to blow up. This goes beyond a terrible pun on the song’s name. Without a doubt, Taio Cruz‘s latest jam is destined to hit number one on the Billboard charts. And how am I so confident about this prediction? Two […]