Let’s slather ourselves with oil and toast in the sun like sausages! Let’s lay our bodies down on those glowing tanning beds and bake like cookies! Ethan Kaplan is a gay rapper and he could care less about that skin cancer mumbo jumbo. Everyone should […]
This is one of those times where I’m angry at my dick for being turned on. I read British rugby guy Gavin Lloyd Henson’s entry on Wikipedia and he sounds like a total hammer. You know, one of those C-list semi-celebs that goes on every […]
Everything Is Terrible posted this HOT video compiling scenes from 1980s professional (?) game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan’s cooking show Cooking With Beefcake…Too! The first one must have been cancelled. Morgan’s schtick was that she had semi-nude flamingly homosexual gym bunnies assist her in […]
There are advantages and disadvantages to tanning. It’s been said that a nice tan will bring out your muscle tone. A little sun goes a long way, putting a smile on your face, giving you a nice dose of Vitamin D and [insert other benefit […]
Fuck that gender, boys! Photographer Dimitris Theocharis took a bunch of muscular model boys, princessed them up and captured them in a photoshoot called (fittingly) “Miami Bitch” for Schoen! magazine. And wow, the colors involved just blasted my eyes through the back of my head. […]
Nice bodies, but looking a little rough up top. Too many pints down the pub combined with a tanning bed addiction! Jersey Shore wasn’t enough reason to pull the plug on humanity, so MTV decided to really push it by giving a show to their […]
Who’s ready for their workout? Julian Adams is taking us back to eighties gym fashion with his headband and tiny shorts, which makes sense considering this image appeared in a 1986 spread for Advocate Men. Of course, once you lay your eyes on his thick […]
Just because a guy is lean and smooth, that doesn't mean he's a bottom. Or does it? After we did
