You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Tag: Taylor Lautner
Google Gaydar!
Do this. Go to Google and type in “Is [celebrity name] gay?”. You may actually get an answer. Google seems to have (silently) rolled out a sexual orientation determinator. Give em’ a celeb, and it (sometimes) searches out anything mentioning that person’s sexual orientation, aggregates […]
Who Would You Rather?: Taylor Lautner And James Duke Mason
A little blind item on DListed and now we have one of the most difficult “Who Would You Rathers” ever! Ok, Taylor Lautner is…Taylor Lautner. It’s rare that an actor ( Ahem. Look, let’s not pretend this guy is Meryl…) causes the majority of the […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Finn From “Glee” Had A Drug Problem
ITEM – Glee‘s dull but sensitive jock Cory Monteith told Parade magazine that he had a serious drug problem when he was younger. We’re not talking he regularly smoked weed or did the occasional bump. The Vancouver native says that he was stealing from relatives for […]
Tyler Posey Is The New Teen Wolf
In useless remake news, MTV is premiering their new Teen Wolf series tonight. Unlike a lot of other people, I found the original to be dumb and boring despite Michael J. Fox‘s charisma. Plus, the werewolves looked more like sheep dogs than wolves. Oh, and […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Hollywood Can Blow Me
ITEM – Hollywood remaking everything makes me want to punch myself in the nuts. The latest turd a’brewin’ in the bowels of Starshine City is a remake of The Crow. Argh! The first one is a pretty good, schlock-Gothy action flick. And the poor guy […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Timberlake Done With Biel, On Some Kunis
ITEM – The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel romance is over. He’s kinda dainty and she’s one of those women who are probably really good at things like archery so it had to end sometime. JT doesn’t waste any time, so he forwarded that dick in a […]
Quickie: Tristan Hamilton
Tristan Hamilton is a filmmaker based in Australia, but he pays his bills by “exploiting his assets”. For the record, those are his own words, and we’re pretty sure they just mean he’s a model. In fact, you may have seen him on the internet […]
Twink Tank: Noah Springs
Sadly, Noah Springs is the closest we’ll ever get to a gay porn doppelgänger of Taylor Lautner. Well, maybe it’s not that sad, because he’s still a totally fuckable twink. Perhaps he’ll make an appearance as Jacob Black in the sequel to Twinklight? We can […]
Secret Sex: Drew Van Acker
Drew Van Acker is the star of Tower Prep, a live-action mystery series on the Cartoon Network. The show made its debut earlier this month, and while I have no intentions of ever watching it… I will definitely be masturbating to pictures of Drew Van […]