Didn’t Bruce Wayne just wrap up his super-heroing career by faking his death and going to dine al fresco with Anne Hathaway in Italy? Teen Wolf’s Tyler Hoechlin is reportedly in line to be the next Batman. They’re already rebooting? SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL. And […]
Sometimes negative events all seem to take place within a few days of each other and makes us feel like it’s all hopeless and someone should just enter the launch codes and call it a day. Court verdicts lead to shock and outrage, terrorists make […]
Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”? It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be […]
MTV’s Teen Wolf features a lot of semi-naked, “fantasdick” (ANOTHER new word for “hot”, thanks FB fans!) young men running around in locker rooms and we say ‘YASS!” The best thing about werewolf tv shows and movies is that the dude playing the supernaturally-stricken guy […]
Tyler Posey is the main furry on MTV’s Teen Wolf, the show that delights us all by making the male characters go shirtless all the time. Good – we can never have enough objectification of hot guys. Besides being an actor and pin-up boy, Posey […]
Holy shit, there’s a werewolf in the pool. And he’s making his way over to fuck Scott Caan….wait, no, that’s Bo Dean. Hairy hunk Damien Stone is the cavefucker who’s bursting out of his speedo to make waves with Bo. He’s today’s “Woof Alert” because […]
We wrote about Tyler “Teen Wolf” Posey recently, and I mentioned that we would probably be seeing a lot of skin due to the fact that werewolves often shed their clothes when they get furry. Would I ever steer you wrong? Tyler is shirtless for […]
In useless remake news, MTV is premiering their new Teen Wolf series tonight. Unlike a lot of other people, I found the original to be dumb and boring despite Michael J. Fox‘s charisma. Plus, the werewolves looked more like sheep dogs than wolves. Oh, and […]
